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{"type":"standard","title":"Ceahlău, Neamț","displaytitle":"Ceahlău, Neamț","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12169216","titles":{"canonical":"Ceahlău,_Neamț","normalized":"Ceahlău, Neamț","display":"Ceahlău, Neamț"},"pageid":18816129,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Biserica_de_lemn_din_Bistricioara1.jpg/320px-Biserica_de_lemn_din_Bistricioara1.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Biserica_de_lemn_din_Bistricioara1.jpg","width":1023,"height":767},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1192751508","tid":"c015c6be-a78b-11ee-b4af-5b1fdc2d843c","timestamp":"2023-12-31T03:21:56Z","description":"Commune in Neamț, Romania","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":47.05,"lon":25.96666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ceahl%C4%83u%2C_Neam%C8%9B"}},"extract":"Ceahlău is a commune in Neamț County, Western Moldavia, Romania. It is composed of three villages: Bistricioara, Ceahlău, and Pârâul Mare.","extract_html":"
Ceahlău is a commune in Neamț County, Western Moldavia, Romania. It is composed of three villages: Bistricioara, Ceahlău, and Pârâul Mare.
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