{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}