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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
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The Colony Tower Complex is a decorative water tower, with a gate and gatehouse, located at 6503 Dyke Rd. (M-29) in Pearl Beach, Michigan. The tower was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1994, and the gatehouse joined it in 1995.
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